Potential SigO Questionnaire

Bryan's Version~

Multiple Choice:
1) Reading a book makes me feel:
____a. Confused
____b. Good
____c. Wonderful
____d. Like I can live another day
2) If I bought a chair, I would want Bryan to know:
____a. The color
____b. The cost
____c. How it made my ass feel
3) If I were to go on a road trip, I would bring:
____a. A map
____b. Detailed directions
____c. GPS
____d. Bail money
4) My favorite fantasy involves:
____a. A photographer
____b. A writer
____c. A cabana boy
____d. All of the above

Short Answer:
1) What uniform or outfit would I most like to see Bryan in?
2) If I had a tree, where would I put it?

Essay:
1) How I feel about facial hair in general and goatees in particular.
2) If I had a shovel, I would...


G-G's Version~

Multiple Choice:
1) Reading a book makes me feel:
____a. Confused
____b. Good
____c. Wonderful
____d. Like I can live another day
2) In pictures from Hawaii, G-G appears to be approximately:
____a. 14 years old
____b. 26 years old
____c. 38 years old
3) If I were to go on a road trip, I would bring:
____a. A map
____b. Detailed directions
____c. GPS
____d. Bail money
4) My favorite fantasy involves:
____a. A tango dancer
____b. A mountain climber
____c. A consultant
____d. All of the above

Short Answer:
1) Which Brazilian (or was it Argentine?) shoes would I most like to see G-G in?
2) If I were taken to Task, what would I do about the elephants?

Essay:
1) If I saw a woman reading a romance novel on the train, my response would be...
2) If I had a shovel, I would...

CMS's Version~

Multiple Choice:
1) Reading a book makes me feel:
____a. Confused
____b. Good
____c. Wonderful
____d. Like I can live another day
2) My favorite homophone from the following list is:
____a. poll- "a survey of the public or of a sample of public opinion to acquire information."
____b. pole- "a long, relatively slender, generally rounded piece of wood, metal, or other material."
____c. Pole- "a native or inhabitant of Poland."
3) If I were to go on a road trip, I would bring:
____a. A map
____b. Detailed directions
____c. GPS
____d. Bail money
4) My favorite fantasy involves:
____a. A librarian
____b. A pet food sales person
____c. A writer
____d. All of the above

Short Answer:
1) When decorating an eye patch, which animals or fruits should you feature prominently?
2) Define "nice".
3) Why should you throw out that coleslaw?

Essay:
1) How I feel about demons in general and naked demons in particular.
2) If I had a shovel, I would...