Potential SigO Questionnaire

Bryan's Version~

Multiple Choice:
1) Reading a book makes me feel:
____a. Confused
____b. Good
____c. Wonderful
____d. Like I can live another day
2) If I bought a chair, I would want Bryan to know:
____a. The color
____b. The cost
____c. How it made my ass feel
3) If I were to go on a road trip, I would bring:
____a. A map
____b. Detailed directions
____c. GPS
____d. Bail money
4) My favorite fantasy involves:
____a. A photographer
____b. A writer
____c. A cabana boy
____d. All of the above

Short Answer:
1) What uniform or outfit would I most like to see Bryan in?
2) If I had a tree, where would I put it?

Essay:
1) How I feel about facial hair in general and goatees in particular.
2) If I had a shovel, I would...


G-G's Version~

Multiple Choice:
1) Reading a book makes me feel:
____a. Confused
____b. Good
____c. Wonderful
____d. Like I can live another day
2) In pictures from Hawaii, G-G appears to be approximately:
____a. 14 years old
____b. 26 years old
____c. 38 years old
3) If I were to go on a road trip, I would bring:
____a. A map
____b. Detailed directions
____c. GPS
____d. Bail money
4) My favorite fantasy involves:
____a. A tango dancer
____b. A mountain climber
____c. A consultant
____d. All of the above

Short Answer:
1) Which Brazilian (or was it Argentine?) shoes would I most like to see G-G in?
2) If I were taken to Task, what would I do about the elephants?

Essay:
1) If I saw a woman reading a romance novel on the train, my response would be...
2) If I had a shovel, I would...

CMS's Version~

Multiple Choice:
1) Reading a book makes me feel:
____a. Confused
____b. Good
____c. Wonderful
____d. Like I can live another day
2) My favorite homophone from the following list is:
____a. poll- "a survey of the public or of a sample of public opinion to acquire information."
____b. pole- "a long, relatively slender, generally rounded piece of wood, metal, or other material."
____c. Pole- "a native or inhabitant of Poland."
3) If I were to go on a road trip, I would bring:
____a. A map
____b. Detailed directions
____c. GPS
____d. Bail money
4) My favorite fantasy involves:
____a. A librarian
____b. A pet food sales person
____c. A writer
____d. All of the above

Short Answer:
1) When decorating an eye patch, which animals or fruits should you feature prominently?
2) Define "nice".
3) Why should you throw out that coleslaw?

Essay:
1) How I feel about demons in general and naked demons in particular.
2) If I had a shovel, I would...

CBs in Maui: G-G and Mary

GG and Mary
Originally uploaded by cherrybombs_totw.

G-G said, "Photo of me and Mary (me in pink, Mary in green and rust; or maybe I should say, I'm the one with the blue umbrella in my drink, Mary's umbrella is yellow)"
Mary's reply, "The outfit is TEAL and Rust, sheesh, some people... nothing but beach beach beach..."

More Maui: Geek and Tongan

Geek and Tongan
Originally uploaded by cherrybombs_totw.

G-G said, "me with super-sized Tongan who tried to pick me up on the beach (with the island of Moloka'i in the background)."